Thanks from the Jihadists

To all of my loyal readers -- I've been absent for awhile, but today I have a guest contributor who's straight from the front lines of...Guantanamo Resort and Spa.

Greetings, infidels!

I am Mohammed bin Salad'n, but you can call me Mo Salad. As part of my UN-mandated "prisoner of war" benefits of Club Gitmo, I have access to the World Wide Web to spew...I mean expound on my thoughts as a jihadist in the war on the West. Carolina Conservative has asked me to offer some observations on the latest political developments in America.

I would first like to thank the U.S. Senate for opposing that most evil of men, George Bush. Who needs George Soros and his ilk when we have John McCain and Lindsey Graham mucking things up for your president? We jihadists have been moderately pleased with the useful idiots found on the American political left who apparently care more about my comfort than their own security. With the addition of these Libero-publicans (I coined that term!) we have more Americans making life easier for me and my murdering pals.

Gone, hopefully, are the darkened interrogation chambers, water boardings, cheerleader pyramids, and other assorted questionable tactics. Your leftists want us protected by Geneva Convention protections afforded all POWs. Hence, my opportunity to address you all today! Bush's opponents are obstructing his plan to try us by military tribunals or to extract what we know by nefarious methods. This plays perfectly into our hands, as we have no intention of following any convention, Geneva or otherwise, on the treatment of anyone. We're the holy warriors who drive TNT-loaded bicycles into buses loaded with civilians and children, remember? Wow...the thought of the 72 virgins really gets one's blood boiling sometimes, savvy? Beheading poor, kidnapped infidels is another of our favorite tactics. Anyway, don't expect us to play nice as this "war on terror" drags on. Go ahead, take the high moral ground and be the world's role model. I for one am happy for you to do just that.

Well, I must close now, as dinner time approaches. Our chef has prepared a nice roasted goat for our dining pleasure tonight. Mmmmm. Look for me soon to make the rounds on MSNBC and CNN talk shows. I'll be the one wearing the stylish orange jumpsuit and matching head scarf. Thanks, CC, for the chance to meet your readers.

Allah Akhbar!

Mo